This page will be updated soon and it will feature plenty of opportunities for you, the average Joe Lazy-Ass, the chance to support your favorite “race” “team” - Team Unkown Fluids!

We will offer t-shirts, coffee mugs, impressionist paintings, and anything else your little supportive hearts desire… including a straight paypal donation to our team bank account (AKA my checking account).

So check back so, and often… you don’t get a chance to be part of history very often and you certainly won’t get that chance here, but you will feel better about yourself - guaranteed!*

*guarantee void everywhere except Guam

UPDATE - the store is now live!

Head on over to the Unknown Fluids Store-mo-tron 900o for all your shopping needs